Monroe County issues a rancid pile of dreck each year known as the State of Monroe County report.  It’s an annual exercise in putting lipstick on a pig.  It’s so chock full of bullshit, I can’t possibly capture it all.  So this year, I decided to provide my own annotated version.  I want to provide a useful tool to help the public separate fact from fiction.

Consider it a St. Patty’s day gift from me to you.  If you needed another reason to drink, this’ll do it.

Lá Shona Fhéile Pádraig.