The Swap Agreement and the Skunk Ape

Monroe County made it’s third $1 million payment to the Key Largo Wastewater Treatment District.  As usual, it’s an occasion for distortion and spin.

I corrected Cammy Clark’s work below.  My revisions are in red.  Here’s a link to the original if you prefer unadulterated spin.


Skunk Ape presents check

100% genuine, not at all Photoshopped, picture of the Skunk Ape handing county check to KLWTD so the Odious Sylvia Murphy wouldn’t have to.  Thanks, Skunk Ape!

KEY LARGO – Monroe County Mayor Pro Tem Sylvia Murphy, on behalf of the Board of County Commissioners, presented the Key Largo Wastewater Treatment District on Tuesday with $1 million, the third installment in a 10-year Interlocal Agreement regarding the distribution of $17 million in Mayfield Grant Funds for wastewater projects in the Keys.  Just kidding!  The Odious Sylvia Murphy wouldn’t be caught dead handing over county money to her own constituents.  Bwahahaha.  I had ya there for a minute, didn’t I?  Don’t be so gullible, McFly!
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Too Crooked to Fail

directory-1187128_1280If you read the Real Poop regularly then you know I am very skeptical about our current county clerk, Kevin Madok.  I’m also very skeptical about the Key West Citizen.  That’s why I question the Citizen’s giddy delight over the latest “positive” audit at the Clerk’s office.

I have some very good reasons to be skeptical about Madok.  Here are just a few. Continue reading

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Shake up at the Citizen



The Keynoter/Reporter garbage-mess of a newspaper published a story about what’s happening at the Key West Citizen – another garbage-mess of a newspaper.

Interesting.  Very interesting.  Of course, I went the extra mile and turned up a bit more info. Continue reading

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Reporter Honors Self with Participation Award

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Found it here.

Update:  I left out something very important.  The Reporter is supposed to be an Upper Keys newspaper, but they don’t come through on issues that effect the Upper Keys specifically.  The Reporter is so desperate to stay on the good side of the county commission, they failed to take seriously the unfair $100 million wastewater funding disparity that affects every household and every business in Key Largo. Same is true for emergency services, animal control, and probably every other issue you can think of besides.

The Reporter is congratulating themselves again.

Sigh.  So pathetic.  Like my mom used to say, “self praise is no praise”.

Here’s an especially amusing excerpt.

Reflecting on those early editions today, it seems like the editors back then may have been striving to be more like the National Enquirer than what The Reporter looks like today. We had a front page story in 1977, for example, about a Bigfoot-like creature known as the Skunk Ape visiting a Key Largo family’s home.

The fake Skunk Ape story was harmless entertainment.  Nobody was smeared or disparaged.  It was dumb, but it wasn’t mean-spirited.  Contrast that with some of the Reporter’s more recent work. Continue reading

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A glimmer of sewer sanity?

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Light at the end of the tunnel?

I just saw this fabulous story in the Free Press.  The Free Press belongs to the Key West Citizen family of newspapers, so let’s hope it’s not fake news.  Those guys lie like it’s their job.


After learning that the district will receive $3,333,333 in 2017-18 Stewardship Grant funds from the Florida Department of Environmental Protection, and that those funds could now be used to pay down debt, some commissioners weighed further reducing debt incurred from building Key Largo’s wastewater treatment infrastructure while others proposed reducing rates for property owners.

I’m glad the state is finally backing off their ridiculous, senseless, dumb-ass, crony-friendly, fraud/waste-encouraging, efficiency-punishing wastewater funding policies.  They must be enjoying the fresh air and sunshine after extracting their heads from their butt holes at long last.  Breath it in, guys.  See how nice that is.  Continue reading

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Cat’s out of the bag

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Get your sh__ together, people.

The Blue Paper is continuing their phenomenal work.  They’ve got a story up about the reality behind the Florida Keys Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (FKSPCA) kill rate among other things.

By the way, you should financially support the Blue Paper if you don’t already.  The other two major newspapers in the Keys (the Key West Citizen and the Keynoter/Reporter) simply don’t do their jobs.  They’re all about relaying spin from dishonest local officials.  They have nothing to offer in terms of investigative reporting.  No reader should ever automatically trust what they have to say because all too often it’s flat wrong.

Anyhow, back to the Blue Paper’s story.  There’s a lot to it.  There’s a cat colony in Key West that’s about to be dislocated by a new business.  The well-meaning caretakers are being dragged into court and basically being harassed through the legal system.  And there’s the FKSPCA in the middle of it all – apparently misrepresenting their kill numbers and misleading their donors. Continue reading

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Open Letter to Rep. Raschein

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Dear Rep. Raschein,

Monroe County government is plagued by corruption, incompetence and waste.

The latest outrage is the $425,000 per year contract awarded to the Florida Keys Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (FKSPCA).  This is an increase of $175,000 (or 70%) over the previous contract amount.  The county has been unable to explain the massive cost increase and refuses to provide documents that justify it.  In fact, available documents show that the actual cost of running the shelter is much lower than the amount of the contract awarded.

I feel strongly that this matter warrants an investigation by law enforcement and I have relayed my suspicions to the appropriate agencies.  In the course of researching the how, where and who of reporting my concerns, I ran across a corruption situation in Brevard County. Continue reading

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Tangled Web: Tracking Costs


Update:  When I reread this post, I realized I buried the lede.  Bottom line – available cost information does not support the $425,000 contract price.  Taxpayers are being forced to pay FKSPCA more than it costs to run the Marathon animal shelter.  So where’s our money going?

Oh what a tangled web we weave when we practice to deceive.

I asked the county to provide the following audited financial statements from various animal shelter operators.

  • Audited financial statements from SUFA (2009-2011).  None received.
  • Audited financial statements from SHARK (2011-2015) – 2011, 2012, 2013 received; 2014 and 2015 still missing.  I did, however, manage to find a 2014 tax return at
  • Audited financial statements from FKSPCA (2014-2016) – 2014 and 2015 received.  FKSPCA apparently never bothered to submit a statement for 2016 so now the county is chasing that.  Or so they say.

The operators are required to submit these documents each year.  They should not be difficult to find.  In fact, I would argue these documents would have been absolutely required in order to evaluate the validity of FKSPCA’s astronomical bid price.  But the county is struggling to locate the most relevant of these financial statements.

My guess is they’re tangled up in their web of lies.  It might take a while before they’re able to “find”, “doctor” and/or “manufacture” the documents I requested. Continue reading

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Not Adding Up


Just trying to sort it all out.

I submitted the following public records request to Kevin Wilson, the Assistant County Administrator who is supposedly responsible for animal control.

Please provide the documents that show what due diligence was done to confirm that $425,000 per year is a reasonable cost to run the Marathon animal shelter.

Wilson responded by providing four documents which do nothing to justify the $175,000  price jump is in any way reasonable.  The whole dialog can be found here. Continue reading

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“Mere Allegations” and Smoke Without Fire


There’s a lot of smoke.  Ya think there might be fire in there somewhere?

Mere allegation.

It’s funny.  That phrase has popped up more than once in the past few days.  Donald Trump used it.

“People’s lives are being shattered and destroyed by a mere allegation,” the president said in his tweet Saturday. “There is no recovery for someone falsely accused – life and career are gone. Is there no such thing any longer as Due Process?”

He’s referring to a staffer who resigned over domestic violence allegations.  Now, of course, there was photographic evidence to support the “mere allegation”.  And reports from not one, but two ex-wives to the FBI.  The FBI found those reports compelling enough to deny a permanent security clearance.  I’d say that goes beyond “mere allegation”.  Where there’s smoke there’s fire, right? Continue reading

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